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Midlife Cabernet: Don’t Fart during an MRI
I share this true but pathetic story to commiserate with other tortured souls who relentlessly endure and survive extreme humiliation. We’re a group of accident-prone fools who regularly trigger...
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I’ve Become a Stinkin’ Cartoon
My friends and family have known for years that I am a character and a cartoon, but now I can cut loose some real proof. My “Don’t Fart in an MRI” inspired Lola, the sassy curmudgeon of the daily...
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How a Fart Paid my Bills
(Featured on The Huffington Post Comedy on April 2, 2015) Many writers are opposed to writing for free, and I don’t blame them. It’s nice to get paid for our work, and “exposure” won’t pay the...
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Bringing Fame and Shame to the Erma Bombeck Writers’ Workshop
One week from today I’ll be flying to Dayton, Ohio as a speaker for the prestigious Erma Bombeck Writers’ Workshop. My famous fart will follow me there and linger throughout the conference because...
View ArticleHow a Fart Paid my Bills
(Featured on The Huffington Post Comedy on April 2, 2015) Many writers are opposed to writing for free, and I don’t blame them. It’s nice to get paid for our work, and “exposure” won’t pay the...
View ArticleBringing Fame and Shame to the Erma Bombeck Writers’ Workshop
One week from today I’ll be flying to Dayton, Ohio as a speaker for the prestigious Erma Bombeck Writers’ Workshop. My famous fart will follow me there and linger throughout the conference because...
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